Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

Very clever, but no cigar.
There are so many people who are secretly OBSESSED with me that one more or less is of no consequence.

I am getting too much sex already.

If I guess who you are, it won’t be a secret crush anymore, will it?

I have a C C, obviously, but it will take gold coins to see it.

(Why am I answering a bot?  Because it’s good practice being snarky.)